Staying Gold

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zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

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roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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“My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love.”

—   Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via lobstersandlilly)

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

steptoe:

do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is

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classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

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ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via pizza)

zustin:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

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iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

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blueklectic:

Dear Lord please inject me with Beyoncé’s work ethic and motivation amen

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puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

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