ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
*falls in love w a nigga i know gone play the hell out of me*
*pretends i didn’t know better*
*is bitter as hell*
where’s the lie?!
you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you